A man with a million followers doesn’t know where he’s leading them

A man, who boasts of a million twitter followers, recently confessed that he has no idea where he is leading them.

“It’s stressful”, the twitterer said, when promised absolute anonymity, “Every day I wake up, I wonder: do I know where I’m taking all these guys? I find it hard to sleep at night, thinking of this tweet or that, that I posted. In fact, I cannot remember the last time that I tweeted”, he confessed.

How does he have so many followers then?

“A lot of them are bots. But there are ways to increase your followers”

When asked, why did he want the followers in the first place, he looked baffled.

“But why else would one tweet?” he asked.

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2 thoughts on “A man with a million followers doesn’t know where he’s leading them

  1. 🙂

    Having few million followers has become passe.. am wondering, is there some loser out there who is following 1 Million people ? Imagine the predicament of keeping track of 1 Million people !

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  2. Sounds like he takes himself a little to seriously. It’s twitter, 500,000 of those followers are probably bots and the other 500,000 are probably self absorbed multi level marketers that are spending more time in the mirror chanting to themselves than reading your friends tweets. Let him know it’s going to be ok!

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